So for those of you who don't know I am a rapèst. It's just part of who I was born as there is nothing I can do to change it. So for those of you who want to say Rapè is illegal you're just being a rapèaphobe. To be honest I'm very tired of people not checking their privilege and allowing people to hate on who I am as a person.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.