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Edited by Shard:
5/27/2015 4:05:13 AM
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I sexually identify as a rapèst.
So for those of you who don't know I am a rapèst. It's just part of who I was born as there is nothing I can do to change it. So for those of you who want to say Rapè is illegal you're just being a rapèaphobe. To be honest I'm very tired of people not checking their privilege and allowing people to hate on who I am as a person.
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1 Reply
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Hmm. I'm just into women's butts.
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lolololololololololololololololololol
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[quote]raрist[/quote] [quote]raрe[/quote] [quote]rapеophobe[/quote] Fix'd
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1 ReplyYou spelled "rаpe" wrong.
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I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually identify as a shitposter. Ever since I was a serious poster I dreamed of spamming ironic memes and posting copypastas. Moderators message me saying that shitposting is against the rules and they'll ban me, but I don't care, they're [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]. I'm having the Chinese take ownership of my alt accounts, spam multiple threads for me, and hide my IP address behind several proxies. From now on I want you guys to call me "#Swagefrog" and respect my right to funpost above all and funpost needlessly. If you report me you're just mad cuz rekt and need to check to see if you've been posting memes lately.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as a Packet of Pringles. Ever since I was a young chip I dreamed of trapping people’s hands and morbidly deforming them beyond recognition as they tried to go for my delicious core. People say to me that a person being a packet of pringles is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install long tubular cannisters, a plastic cap and crunchy goodness in me. From now on I want you guys to call me "Xtra Kickin’" and respect my right to taste delicious and cause addiction. If you can't accept me you're a pringophobe and need to check your snack privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Microwave it
