[spoiler]This is a parody. The original song can be seen here: http://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA [/spoiler]
Old Phogoth was hoppin' around
The Summoning Pits like a big playground
When suddenly a Hunter burst from the shade
And hit Phogoth with a flux grenade
Phogoth got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaxx
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaxx-Fu
When Atheon came out of the blue
And he started beating up Lord Shaxx quite a bit
Then they both got flattened by a guardian ship
Before it could make it back to the Guardians' loot cave
A warlock suddenly popped out of his grave
And took a SUROS out from under his bond
And blew the Hunter with a 'see-ya! so long!'
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because a Defender Titan came to save the day
[Chorus:]
This is the ultimate showdown of Bungie's Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Bungie's Destiny
Phogoth took a bite out of Sepiks Prime
Like how Eris Morn took our money and time
And then Shaxx came back covered in ship tracks
But a thrall jumped out and landed on his back
And the Hunter was injured and trying to get steady
When the warlock came back with a Gjally
But suddenly something caught his leg and he fell
Aksor the Archon took him into his cell
Then he saw Phogoth sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause the Hunter stole it and he shot and he missed
And the thrall deflected it with its fist
Then it jumped in the air and it did a somersault
While the Warlock tried to two-man The Vault
With Sepiks Prime but they collided in the Gorgon's Lair
Then they both got hit by a Gorgon's stare
[Chorus:]
This is the ultimate showdown of Bungie's Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
Angels sang out... And a chorus followed...
Down from the heavens... Descended SmoggyPluto...
Who delivered a kick... More destructive than Gjallarhorn...
Into the crotch... Of Aksor the Archon
Who fell over on the ground... Feeling no less terrible...
As the Hunter crouched... Turning invisible...
But Smoggy saw through... His clever disguise...
And he crushed the Hunter's head... In between his thighs
Then Urzok the hated and Kabr in Chatterwhite
And Taniks the Scarred and all of Crota's Hive Knights
And the Swarm Princes and the Eye of Oryx,
And Lord Saladin and Vanguard's Hunter Cayde-6,
Dinklebot, Crota, and Saviks Queenbreaker
Ir Yut, Omnigul, every single Psion Slayer,
Baroness Drevis and Winter Kell Draksis,
Variks, Kaliks, Vekis, and Devil Archon Riksis
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked SmoggyPluto in his lucky ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest were all damned
Master Rahool holding a purple engram
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Ha ha ha ha, nice one