Hey guardians, so recently my girlfriend has been acting really distant and cold. I tried talking to her but she just seems like she doesn't want to be bothered.
I understand that I might have not been spending a lot of time with her lately and that is never a good thing.
Last night after helping my warlock and Hunter buddy out with the Prison of Elders. We decided to hit the tower and grab a few drinks to celebrate our victory.
Then suddenly I get a text from my girlfriend and it says, "Since you have been so busy helping out your fellow guardians with the POE and spend no time with me at all, I have decided to pack up and move in with my new man, CROTA."
Wtf, I can't believe this crap. So, I text her back and say how could you leave me for a piece of shit like Crota. He gets his arse kicked all day and is ugly to boot.
She responds and says,"Well since you guardians are too busy at the reef with the POE and TOO, Crota has tons of free time now and has already apologized to me. He basically has nothing to do but give me the much needed attention I need. Plus, he has a huge.............lol Sword."
Well being the proud guardian that I am, I look at my Hunter and Warlock friends and say we need to orbit out and high tail it back to my place to teach Crota a lesson.
My friends then say," We would love to help you but...... WHAT'S THE POINT! We need etheric light not some shader, armor, weapon, sparrow,emblem or ship that we got weeks ago."
I stand there in disbelief and pure agony as I know being a Titan and having no Gjallahorn, I stand no chance of beating Crota alone.
So I beg you my fellow guardians of this fine community. Please stop playing the trials of osaris and prison of elders and go kick Crotas arse.
I can't imagine life without Eris, she is my everything and always will be. I was doing what was expected of me as a guardian, plus this little ghost won't stfu about taking out the cabal, vex, hive and fallen. What's a guardian to do?
Sincerely,
Titan of sadness
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