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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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NuggetNinja This strange disorder only affects a small population, but is very frighting. Every time a person sees a chicken product (say, a chicken nugget, chicken sandwich) they go completely crazy, karate chopping and kicking everything in sight, lots of accidents have been reported of little kids, adults, midgets, the elderly, being beaten and bruised. One child got kicked in his gonads so hard, he threw up. Scientists believe that the condition has been caused by extreme amounts of grease going into the brain after eating a lot of food. The body goes into a defense mode, attacking anything after seeing a meal that would cause more harm. There is no cure yet, but scientists are testing with rubbing to chicken nuggets in front of monkey to see what happens. For now, until a cure is found, keep them away from a Mcdonalds or any other fast food restaurant.
