I can't keep buying his glorious products from him because I wasted my money paying Vince offer 13 easy payments of 19.99 for the shamwow. There's not enough money in my wallet to buy all the other discounted essential items he's selling. He's trying To sell me some oxyclean right now, but I keep asking if there's more to distract him until the camera guy comes looking for him. He's currently telling me what else i get if I act now within the next 30 minutes.
What should I do? He can't keep pitching products here on my porch forever.
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Ask him if he has any porch cleaner. My shit is dirty as -blam!- with all the people on it today.
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But isn't billy mays [spoiler]dead dun dun daaaaaa[/spoiler]