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Edited by FatherlyNick:
6/14/2015 5:08:35 PM
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Your username is now a brand/product/business
Describe what it is.
FatherlyNick is a line of men perfume that is only sold during winter. The tagline is: [I]"Who's your daddy?"[/I]
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4 RepliesEdited by scharkfin: 5/25/2015 10:03:30 AMI feel like I'd be a anti-depressant. [b][u]Some of our Descriptions/Reviews[/u][/b] "It [i]could[/i] help you feel better, but I don't know..." "The most depressing anti-depressant ever!" "You may seem happy, but inside you're still contemplating your emotions."
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1 ReplyWhat is my product then?
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1 ReplyMy username IS already a brand. Wut do?
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Edited by HarakiriGod: 5/25/2015 9:41:38 AMHarakiriGod 私は自分自身を殺すことで神になります! [i] I will be god by killing myself [/i]! 自殺を、私は神になることができます [i]Suicide, I can become God[/i]
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1 ReplyMine is some kind of toy. Looks like shit.
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1 ReplyDisembodied Beer. it's a headless beer with a slow pour towards eternity. it also bans users from the internet.
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Mine is steroids.
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It's a strap-on for women who us with men that want to spice things up in the bedroom.
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bookworm is a cool kids toy that encourages reading and masterbation
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Eye patch manufacturer
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1 ReplyRosham: Bringing you the finest slices of ham. Special offer now on - get one slice for the price of two!
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Feel like it'd be a cream for a rash.
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The47thRonin- Mass-produced katanas. [spoiler]had to do it man.[/spoiler]
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Curry powder
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Its mountain dew. Nuff said
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2 Replies[i]Magiktaco[/i] is the latest and coolest fortune-telling toy from Hasbro®! Distant cousin (twice removed) to [i]The Magic Conch[/i], it not only gives the greatest advice bestowed upon mortals, but also generates tumors into the minds of anybody who listens to it! Here is a list of [i]Magiktaco's[/i] features: •Greatest Advice of All Time •Tacos (Given only on Tuesdays) •Cancer (Given 24/7) •Great Looks (Only Compatible with [i]Magiktaco[/i]) •Bankruptcy •Gas (Not Gasoline) It can be yours [b]FREE [/b]if you complete the following challenges: –Collect 139,377 brown rocks –Defeat Ug-Thak, Lord of Skags –Pilfer lost staff of Mount Schuler –Defeat Destroyer of Worlds –Dance, dance, baby [spoiler]These are completely original challenges that definitely weren't stolen from Claptrap[/spoiler]
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Soup-Pretty much that.
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Plushies. Just fūcking plushies
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ODST - An herbal tea that has the ability prevent narcotic or drug overdoses.
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5 RepliesElectric Underwear
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Gloves that make whatever you're holding stick to them. No more dropping shit http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/09/9832_81be.gif
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Are you tired of your watermelon not ruling the world? Wait no more! With the Lord Melon, you can easily dominate the world with your Melon Lord! Only 185028274928499.99 + 192838294729472.99 shipping and handling
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Defribilators
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Edited by Nox: 5/24/2015 9:33:00 PMAlready is bro, already is..... https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBk9G9wtK6fYxSb7TsN6aY22MX72q-Vag_sFbcV1w0b0RpMQ8A9A
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1 ReplyI am fuzzy dice that drain your smart and stupify you
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I'm a type of lube "Devilishly good feeling with a factor of pleasure of 9876x (or just simply over 9000)"
