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Edited by xxMantarAxx:
5/20/2015 3:40:27 PM
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My new girl wants me to quit Destiny
Every time I try to sit down and enjoy my favorite game she finds some crazy reason to pull me away.
When things started off I was like "yeah she's a little needy but I can handle that." Now it feels like she is controlling my life.
Things got heated on the 19th when I was in the middle of a prison of elders run when she walked by and just turned off the xbox. It was an obvious cry for more of my attention. Im torn as to what to do.
She demands that I wake when she does even though or schedules are way different.
She demands that I meet her special dietary needs for every meal, no exception.
She demands that I do EVERYTHING with her. Hell she even makes me be there when she uses the bathroom!
She can be a real bitch but man she is gorgeous and we have so much fun together. Destiny is the only thing we fight about on a daily basis. I may be crazy but I think im in love. Can there be room in my life for both or must I choose? Just one look at her and you would know why I cant quit her.
[spoiler] Her name is Ginny, she's my 2month old wire hair griffon http://postimg.org/image/qu8hx3oyb/[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWell done
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Your talking about your dog but that legitimately sounds like my girlfriend.
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1 ReplyI got rekt lol
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1 ReplySo many people didn't read the hashtags or the spoiler lol
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2 RepliesI get it :) took me a minute I'm a bit slow so please mind me
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A couple that plays together stays together.
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Better call her "old girl" now. :)
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2 RepliesIt feels like no one even looked at the satire tag or the picture.
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Beauty only goes so far. Like her for who she is. It will be better in the long run before you're in too deep that you feel bad for getting out.
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Dump the bitch
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1 ReplyAll depends. How big are her tits?
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1 ReplyMark your territory and piss on her every time she gets close to your console..problem solved
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Awesome
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1 ReplyI like you lol
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1 ReplyShe's new. Destinys old. Guardians choose their own fate
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bro stick it out shes a cute puppy
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1 ReplyThat bitch though.. (pun intended)
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2 RepliesStill a better love story than twilight
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4 RepliesI'm laughing so hard at the amount of people who can't be bothered to read the entirety of a post!
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1 ReplyThat was beautiful
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1 ReplyMark your territory and piss on her every time she gets close to your console..problem solved
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Shes not worth it break up with her
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Next her
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2 RepliesYou need to control that bitch. Start by raising your voice to show her you're the alpha and the house is your territory. Don't be afraid to give her a light tap on the nose if she's misbehaving, you could also give her a firm slap with a roll of newspaper if she continues to harass you. And don't forget you can use food as punishment, withholding it if she continues to harass you. Wait, just read your spoiler. You're talking about a dog, and not a human? In that case, I'm not sure what you should do.
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1 ReplyNew boss is marking her territory
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Grow a spine dump her get a new one that games or snuggles with you when your playing
