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Edited by xxMantarAxx:
5/20/2015 3:40:27 PM
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My new girl wants me to quit Destiny
Every time I try to sit down and enjoy my favorite game she finds some crazy reason to pull me away.
When things started off I was like "yeah she's a little needy but I can handle that." Now it feels like she is controlling my life.
Things got heated on the 19th when I was in the middle of a prison of elders run when she walked by and just turned off the xbox. It was an obvious cry for more of my attention. Im torn as to what to do.
She demands that I wake when she does even though or schedules are way different.
She demands that I meet her special dietary needs for every meal, no exception.
She demands that I do EVERYTHING with her. Hell she even makes me be there when she uses the bathroom!
She can be a real bitch but man she is gorgeous and we have so much fun together. Destiny is the only thing we fight about on a daily basis. I may be crazy but I think im in love. Can there be room in my life for both or must I choose? Just one look at her and you would know why I cant quit her.
[spoiler] Her name is Ginny, she's my 2month old wire hair griffon http://postimg.org/image/qu8hx3oyb/[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI like caravans more
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3 RepliesAlready posted this was a good troll but here i am again: SIR! I AM THE TROLL KING IN ALL GAMES KNOWN TO MAN, I MANAGE TO TROLL IN DESTINY HALO ALL COD'S AND EVEN CSGO, BUT NEVER IN MY LIFE AND CAREER OF TROLLING HAVE I EVER SEEN SUCH A TROLL LIKE THIS, IS NEW, IT IS ORIGINAL, IT IS FRESH, AND YOU HAVE GAINED MY RESPECT AS A TROLL TO ANOTHER, GOOD JOB.
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Well done
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You have been followed
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Bitches be bitches!
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3 RepliesQuit destiny and keep your lovely girlfriend. You'll get married, have kids and live happily ever after. Ha ha ha seriously tho, you sound like her pet....
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Lol snatch
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1 ReplyEdited by Raptor Food: 5/21/2015 5:05:29 AMA+ troll there, you had me. On the other hand, [i]ohmygoditssocutewheredidyougetitiwantonesobad![/i]
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Sounds like you need to discuss some boundaries.
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1 ReplyIma put it this way would u rather have puss y when ever you please or a video game come on man my I make time for my old lady hell I let her take over when busy rolling a blunt or cooking you gotta give her the time she deserves if you haven't been with her for more then 5 months cut that hoe off but if you've been with her for a while and have a strong connection with her like me and my gal introduce her to the game or give her the time she deserves and put your foot down and let her know that your time is your time grow a pair brother in the long run its going to save your life
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Throat punch her
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Fried chicken...
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1 Reply#ILikeDags
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2 RepliesYou could always eat her
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Edited by Brick: 5/21/2015 4:20:00 AMEdit: didn't see satire tag or spoiler & jumped the gun
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My wife doesn't play. She just called someone a Christmas noob today. She torments my brother for not having a ghorn. That's how you wife up
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Get an iguana.
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3 RepliesI read the first 3 sentences and that was it. Stop being a bitch get in get out. Any girl who tries to control you isn't worth it. If shes super hot great enjoy her then bounce. Unless you want to bw her bitch for the rest of her life.
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Drop the bitch, she ain't worth it
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4 RepliesIf my girlfriend walked by and turned by Xbox off there would be a huge problem. Not only is that childish, it's rude. I can't tell if this post is real or not either
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1 ReplyThis is a god damn good troll
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Read the whole thing people
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2 RepliesI take it all back. DAWWWWWW :D
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You got me! I was going to respond about how I'd dump my girl immediately if she turned off my play station.. then I looked at the picture. Haha you can't quit on her!
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The link didn't work :(
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1 ReplyDoes no one read the spoiler before commenting? Lol!
