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Edited by xxMantarAxx:
5/20/2015 3:40:27 PM
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My new girl wants me to quit Destiny
Every time I try to sit down and enjoy my favorite game she finds some crazy reason to pull me away.
When things started off I was like "yeah she's a little needy but I can handle that." Now it feels like she is controlling my life.
Things got heated on the 19th when I was in the middle of a prison of elders run when she walked by and just turned off the xbox. It was an obvious cry for more of my attention. Im torn as to what to do.
She demands that I wake when she does even though or schedules are way different.
She demands that I meet her special dietary needs for every meal, no exception.
She demands that I do EVERYTHING with her. Hell she even makes me be there when she uses the bathroom!
She can be a real bitch but man she is gorgeous and we have so much fun together. Destiny is the only thing we fight about on a daily basis. I may be crazy but I think im in love. Can there be room in my life for both or must I choose? Just one look at her and you would know why I cant quit her.
[spoiler] Her name is Ginny, she's my 2month old wire hair griffon http://postimg.org/image/qu8hx3oyb/[/spoiler]
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Now remember don't kiss these hoes in the mouth unless you have to
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1 ReplyLOL...sounds like a keeper!
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If it were anytime before this wolves dlc I would say yes quit destiny. Hell, I almost did and then I got so much god shit from this and it's so addicting and good. This game would be more important than a girl for me. Who cares if she's hot. I'm sure you can find a replacement quickly who will let you have some space to do your own things. Just don't go playing it 24/7.
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8 RepliesSounds like you aren't giving her the D real well. Let me show you how it's done. I'll fly in on a weekly basis, take care of her needs and fly back home.
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...And the winner of the internet this week? Mantara! LOL!
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1 ReplyThat satire tag tho
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1 ReplyLove how many people skipped the spoiler and the tags
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Edited by Shinymonk: 5/20/2015 6:25:19 PMGive her time and she'll be cool with it. After a year or so with mine she let's me play when she sleeps at night or if she's tired and wants a nap. Edit: lol I thought you were talking about a real kid. The link was broken.
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Kick that bitch to the curb
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Haha for a sec I thought your girl was a little crazy but then.... lol
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Edited by crazeeavery: 5/20/2015 6:20:36 PMShes selfish. If you love her you need to have a long talk.. If you don't just move on it ant worth it. Or just put her out side on a leash lol
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Dismantle her for glimmer. Trust me it's gonna be a problem. Especially if she's cutting off the xbox. She's like a green engram. There's always another
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1 ReplyEdited by MrBraveHeart: 5/20/2015 5:47:03 PMGet rid. Play destiny then have a wank.
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Just spay her
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1 ReplyI like dogs. I like caravans more.
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2 RepliesEdited by xcutioner_0: 5/20/2015 5:42:07 PMShe sounds insecure, try to negotiate between "me time" and "her time". Try that, if it doesn't work, just dump her ass and get yourself a new girl buddy. :)
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Mine only gets that annoying when I start talking on the mic... She thinks I'm talking to her and stares at me blankly while she tries to process the information out of context... Then she wanders over and sticks her nose in my eye...
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Ur image link is broke sir
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This is amazing. I applaud you sir.
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Edited by Penhoat: 5/20/2015 5:44:24 PMDestiny isn't standing in the way. Any hobby you'll have will stand in the way. She's really needy appearently. She wants you for a 100%, no matter the hobby
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Start playing again when she becomes the last girl
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1 ReplyDeuces lol
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1 ReplySounds like you mean " my ex-girlfriend".
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Nice cage you got. Use that thing.
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Destiny>hoes
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1 ReplyI actually thought this was legit. Until I read the hashtags.
