So I was walking around In badgertown and some infidel haters found my secret Atlantis portal to badger town and decided to try and recruit a level 667 summoner on their quest to kill Christians and they be like hey, you want to kill some infidels and get some virgins and I be like haha allah fags I have 2.2 billion virgins in my super olive virgin and I am more into killing the innocent. Then they be like what if the innocent are infidels. And then I be like but allah all he does is suck allah the wee wees and then they be like you can't disgrace Allah and then I be like fight so the rush me with a bunch of scimitars and then I summon a level 666 goliathin because I had one queued for quiet a while and I decided that Jesus was going to have to send an David battalion to stop the blood shed so the fags start trying to beg for mercy and then I tell them they have to duck my wee www to get off the hook so they submit but when they pull my zipper down a billion flesh eating maggots pour out of my pant like the water that poured out of the sky when that other God flooded the earth and then Allah sent a Syrian regiment to also stop my goliathin because I gave him holy pray resistance and the Angels were getting knocked the blam out so after about 2 hour 2 thousand innocent and a bunch of other fags are dead in badgertown so I had to cast flush all to cathulu to clean up my great city. And when cathulu got them he got on the ground and did the badgersaur
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Do you even swag bro?