Mine is "How do you win?" Or "what's the point of the game" or when I die "wow you suck"
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"You've been playing that game for an hour, turn it off and do your homework." "Mom, this a RPG, I literally JUST finished making my character, I haven't even started playing yet." "Well hurry up and save." "I have to finish the intro sequence and reach a checkpoint" "How long will that take?" "Another hour, maybe" "Unacceptable" *turns off xbox* "Nooooooooooo, my character was perfect, now I have to start all over again" "You should've saved" "......."