I would ride a boar, pigs are bad asses and now it's a pig with tusks, it'll tear everything up and leaves no witnesses.
And with this I ask what's even scarier, a warrior coming back with stories, or no warriors coming back at all?
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Ur mom. Had to do it.
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I would ride a magikarp
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A mother-blam!-ing bear shark
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A flaming centaur pillow golem the size of a barn he would have a artillery price on his back that fires long range Gatling chainsaws soaked in napalm He would also have s rainbow unicorn horn with a solid metal set of wings He would have Godzilla breath and be proficient in martial arts That is what I'd ride into battle... Or a saber tooth tiger cause that's also pretty badass
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Cthulhu
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A Trex. Nuff' said
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Black people
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On Jesus back.
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This giant cock.
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A nargacuga or a tigrex.
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A giant turtle
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A rocket. Or a single jet engine. Both would be ridden like a horse.
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An alpaca with a perm
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UR MUM
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Godzilla.
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Deez nuts
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I would ride my soon-to-be girlfriend into "battle" and deep into enemy lines.
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Notice the small, man-sized door at the tip of the gun barrel. /thread
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[url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OPdDdC4go6c]What's the matter? Don't you want a balloon?[/url]
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My foot.
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Edited by kryple: 5/18/2015 2:35:52 AMMaybe this?
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My sister
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A pony