Screw it. Let's nerf everything. Everything. I don't want to shoot bullets. Bullets are OP. I think we should all run around with water guns. Instead of armor, let's tape pillows to our bodies. Let's have tickle fights. Our super abilities would revolve around high fives and hugs. No more melees. Those are OP. Only chest bumps. And Bro Hugs.
Stop the madness!
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buuump
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lady lumps the bumps
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Right trigger on controller is OP. Nerf right trigger.
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Screw it, let's nerf everything.
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Everything gets 0 damage sounds fun.
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I am the destroyer of worlds. I am the darkness from which evil is born. I am the fingernails scratching at your window pane. I am...Captain Fluffy Kitten.
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NERF HOUSE OF WOLVES BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO OP!!!!!!!
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Don't forget grenades. We'll throw styrofoam balls that explode into packing peanuts.
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NERF IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!