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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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You slowly start to show signs of dementia. These signs grow more frequent and stronger as time goes on. Eventually, you lose all sanity and acquire an unusual obsession/addiction to all forms of electrical technology. Eventually, seeing so much as a phone screen draws you like a moth to an open flame. As time goes on, you lose the ability talk, the ability to move, and eventually your self awareness. Finally, your body starts to dissolve from the inside out. At the end, you become a part of cyberspace istelf, sitting as a few loose 1s and 0s.
