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#1: I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm the guy who's gonna save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below! You gotta problem with that? #2: THIS IS NOT WAR!!! THIS IS PEST CONTROL!!!
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Dinosaurs! On a spaceship!
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Edited by Titanfailure: 8/7/2015 11:02:11 PM- Where do those stairs go? - They go up -[i]NOBODY STEPS ON A CHURCH IN MY TOWN! [/i] [spoiler]Both from the same movie[/spoiler]
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See you, space cowboy
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"Almost there......."
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"You can't beat me, I'll show you. As many times as you want."
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Any Rickyisms or Jim Lahey Shitisms.
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"Goonies never say die" If you get this you are amazing
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Whenever someone asks me a question that I would answer no to I yell, "DENIED!" Instead. It's a reference to that horrible scene in After Earth.
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Damnit Peg
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Pools closed
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Honey where's my supersuit
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Errr heres a few: KILL THE WIZARD! ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO AT AN ANGLE! and finally: You spoony bard!
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Show me a person who ain't afraid of dyin'!
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More chimichangas! (Dead pool)
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Whenever anything goes wrong I just yell out "this wedding is horseshit". Most the time no one knows what I'm talking about.
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Whenever anything goes wrong I just yell out "this wedding is horseshit". Most the time no one knows what I'm talking about.
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Whenever anything goes wrong I just yell out "this wedding is horseshit". Most the time no one knows what I'm talking about.
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Half of this community doesn't get: WHATS BEST IN LIFE? ... ... ... [spoiler]pretty sad. [/spoiler] [spoiler]rip conan 2015[/spoiler]
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"You're deserted on an island, and by your feet there's a box. What is inside your box?" "Ooh, ooh, a TARDIS" Hehe. Thats a reference within a reference. Referenception.
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Edited by Matt Boy52: 8/7/2015 11:16:09 PMHow'd you escape? The muffin but- Do NOT say the muffin button. But it was!
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You're not going to heaven because there's a trillion aliens cooler than you.
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Ran ran ruuu!
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Edited by TotallyNotDrew: 8/7/2015 1:02:05 AMWhere'd you get the coconuts? [spoiler]I did not hit her, I swear![/spoiler]
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Those fagts in Chelsea make a mean pussy sandwich
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"