If you aren't dating anyone at the moment, just pretend you are.
I'd say the cutest thing she does is since she's originally from Honduras, she speaks Spanish really fast when she gets mad at me; I haven't the slightest idea what she's saying, but I think it's just absolutely adorable.
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I like it when we're just sitting there and suddenly the group of men she hired burst through the door and tie me and her to the bed while they steal our stuff and force their semen down our throats and anuses. Good times. Good times. [spoiler]it doesn't stop happening [/spoiler] [spoiler]third time today[/spoiler]