OMG IBHATE THE GJAHHOREN SI MUCH I GET KILLEX BY IT EVRY TIME IN PVP AND LVE I MEAN I CANT BELIEVE HOW OP YOU MADR IT BUNGIE WHY WHY WHY??!?!?? IN PVP YOU JUST SHOIT AND DED AND I VALL HAK CUZ IT SO DUMB AND IN PVE IT SI DUMB CUZ U USE ON DREG AND THEY DIE AND IT SAD WHY BUNGIE YOU BIG MEANIES! I MEAN IS TO OP ABD IF U DONT REMIVE IT IT QILL CRASH THE WHOLE SERVR QND IF U DINT MY UNLE WILL BECAUSE HE WORKS FOR NENTENDO!
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This isn't even close to satire.