If you aren't dating anyone at the moment, just pretend you are.
I'd say the cutest thing she does is since she's originally from Honduras, she speaks Spanish really fast when she gets mad at me; I haven't the slightest idea what she's saying, but I think it's just absolutely adorable.
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Wife complains about cabnets left open, and leaves EVERYTHING else open from bread bags to dishwasher pods to potato chips.