If you aren't dating anyone at the moment, just pretend you are.
I'd say the cutest thing she does is since she's originally from Honduras, she speaks Spanish really fast when she gets mad at me; I haven't the slightest idea what she's saying, but I think it's just absolutely adorable.
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When he/she tries to see if she can stretch my nutsack far enough to cram in my ass and bang into my rectum