Mine is "How do you win?" Or "what's the point of the game" or when I die "wow you suck"
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I agree with all of OPs things. Especially "wow you suck" my brother will do that all the effing time just to tick me off. Also, when I get frustrated/angry at a part that's difficult and start being a "little" profane, the person nearby will say "why do you play if it makes you so mad?" To which I respond "why do you talk when your face is... Shut up it's fun!!!"