Today it has come to my attention that there's something in dire need of a nerf, and something else needing a buff. I work full time and I am just to darn tiered. So I'm proposing that bungie nerf my hours by 50% and buff my nap time 100%. I feel like this would bring balance to the community as I won't be so grumpy all the time, which can cause a toxic feel on the forums. Please bump this post so bungie and DeeJ can see and do something about this.
Edit: M Pinball3 made a great point that a nap time buff would take away destiny time and I agree. Also my morning kill says that he deserves more and I agree, so please buff his 5% raise to 11%, I think that is a fair and balanced change.
Edit 2 pets also need school for the kids bungie, they deserve to play more destiny also.
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That's assuming you already nap a little bit each day, not to be a smart-@$$
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Nerf school pls
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I agree. Work is OP. Don't buff nap time though, would take up destiny play time.
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Waiting for someone to mention a package buff and a hawt girl rejection nerf..... Taps foot..............
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Work time totally needs a nerf. Paycheck still needs a buff.
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This post.
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Try a multivitamin and delta binaural beats 3 hours of sleep feels like 12 :)
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There's*
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HHaha bump
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Yes ..... Nerf my bills ... and buff my paycheck ... better yet .. buff my lottery chances .. that's a win for both of us ...
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It's come to my attention that I will only be getting a 5% raise when I start my new job next month. Bungie please buff this immediately as I am a filthy casual and in need of help in the game of life.
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This is why we can't have nice things. Distraction from important (to Destiny) things.
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Bump bump bump!!!!! Lol. Awesome post
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Edited by Raymonator: 5/13/2015 11:33:35 PMI'l take a nerf to my 90 minute commute too please! Plus, since my commute goes right by the Bungie office on the 405, I think it is even more reasonable of a request :) Bungie employees can get to work faster too!
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Bump I'm tired