If you aren't dating anyone at the moment, just pretend you are.
I'd say the cutest thing she does is since she's originally from Honduras, she speaks Spanish really fast when she gets mad at me; I haven't the slightest idea what she's saying, but I think it's just absolutely adorable.
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She has the funniest laugh ive ever heard and every time i make her laugh dometimes she snorts and i freakin love it so much
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Girlfriend, haven't heard of that item before
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Oh, my gf does the cutest things!!! ... Like, not existing...
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Hides from me. At all times. It's almost like she doesn't exist.
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Deez nuts
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Exist
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Her laugh is the cutest thing I've ever heard, and she is very pleasing if ya know what I mean
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Be imaginary.
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Smiling, it kills me :)
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Single and ready for a pringle here!
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I don't have one :)
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Looks at me...
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She used to try to pay for our dates, the arguments we had were the cutest because you could tell she was trying to be polite. She recently has given up and I'm sad because of it.
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When she gets mad she comes to me and tries to punch me and it generally ends in a huge tickle fight.
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He has the humour of a 10 year old, but that works in his favour after arguments. I automatically burst out laughing and forgive him. Adorable, little blam.
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Snapchat me 😢
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I like it when she stays invisible and non existent.
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I don't have a gf, so I'll just leave...
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The way she sucks my dick. XD
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Itd be really cute if my gf existed
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[quote]If you aren't dating anyone at the moment, just pretend you are. [/quote] I laughed too hard
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When she makes my food
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When she queefs.
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Shes like 55 and ime 6 foot and she tries to b0ss me around its funny
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Nothing i'm single :/
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He takes the trash out. It's so -blam!-ing cute!