This post will decide your fate, whether it be good or bad. Let us see how you fare, Guardian. These three phrases will be put together to form a sentence, which will be your inevitable fate. Month You Were Born: January - Have sexual relations with... February - Embark upon an epic journey with... March - Trade weapons with... April - Beat the shit out of... May - Have a good handshake with... June - Become best friends with... July - Go on a romantic date with... August - Fire a Gjallarhorn upon... September - Two-man the Vault of Glass with... October - Two-man Crota's End with... November - Unjustly assault... December - Raid the Bungie headquarters with... Your Favorite Color: Red: ...the Cryptarch... Blue: ...the Awoken Queen... Green: ...Xur... Yellow: ...Eris Morn... Purple: ...the Gunsmith... Orange: ...Peter Dinklebot... Black: ...no one... White: ...Crota... Brown: ...DeeJ... Pink: ...all the squeakers in the Bungie Community... The Day You Were Born: 1st: ...because Plankton told me to. 2nd: ...because the human race depended on it. 3rd: ...because I was desperate. 4th: ...because I have no friends. 5th: ...because I thought it would have been sexy. 6th: ...because it was Cinco de Mayo. 7th: ...because it was either that or No Land Beyond. 8th: ...because DeeJ promised me it would be okay. 9th: ...for no apparent reason. 10th: ...because I didn't want more Vietnam flashbacks. 11th: ...for the lolz. 12th: ...because I was fantasizing about Megan Fox. 13th: ...because I was fantasizing about Leonardo DiCaprio. 14th: ...for the sake of boredom. 15th: ...because I thought it was a dream. 16th: ...because the Traveler wanted a free show. 17th: ...because Game of Thrones wasn't on. 18th: ...because Allah commanded it. 19th: ...because I didn't want to do it with the Speaker. 20th: ...because I needed some easy money. 21st: ...because the Fallen wanted payment for me taking their Pikes. 22nd: ...because I wanted a free Gjallarhorn. 23rd: ...because I wanted to get my mind off of the Auto Rifle nerf. 24th: ...because I'm lonely. 25th: ...because it was what Santa gave me for Christmas. 26th: ...because I took an arrow in the knee. 27th: ...because I felt like it. 28th: ...because it was fun. 29th: ...because I was on a LOT of heroin. 30th: ...because I was more drunk than an abusive father. 31st: ...because the little voice in my head told me to. And there you have it, Guardian, your inevitable fate. Please comment down below so that others may know your pain, or your pleasure.