So this guy replied to my satirical post and it turned into a long debate over satire, then it turned into him calling me childish. Even after I explained that two short quotes isn't enough to write off everything I say as childish, he still continued his last post saying everything I said was childish and at the end, he muted me. Isn't muting things something that only children do, which would make him a hypocrite? (If you want to see the post, I can't provide a link cuz iPads don't do that, but the title is HOW TO GET GJALLARHORN!!! CONFIRMED!!!!! Look for the reply chain with like 20 replies). Personally, I think it's childish because it's like covering your ears and going nahnahnahnahnah can't hear you
Edit: thanks for your opinions everyone. While I like the feedback, I thought this post was dead. How the hell did it get a second wind?
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You pinhead, I love chocolate how dare you think that I'm an ugly barnacle. I'm going to use my imaaaaaginaaaation to imagine you in your underpants and take out my secret string to firmly grasp it. You're going to fall over and scream Finland and then I'll proceed to call the Hash Slinging Slasher to come and LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE all over you. When that's done the Hall Monitor will put on his gorilla suit and get his friends chip, penny, and used napkin to whoop your Wumbo. When I'm done with you I'll return to the Salty Spitoon and make fun on Weeny Hut Juniors, you know the guys with the magic conch. I will spend my millionth dollar and first dime on a phone call to random people and scream NO, THIS IS PATRICK. Those people will be your family, and I will soil your Uncle Dirty Dan's good time. And I know that you love Crabby Patties so I will buy you mayonnaise from the musical instrument store. I will push your house somewhere else but I don't want to touch it because I'm sterile. Then I will ask your injured body if you are feeling it now and that you are number one, the doctor and I afterwards will go on a panty raid to smell that smelly smell that's smelly. And that's not when I shift into maximum overdrive to steal the formula. You best be scared.