you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Paint the White House pale yellow and issue everyone new names.
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Fart in the oval office
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Tell Congress to find some way to start phasing out Social Security. I'm pretty certain that it can't be sustained forever, and that it'll keep on draining more and more money every year, so we should start to phase it out over the next few decades. Instead of people losing some of their wages/salary to fund current retirees, the money taken out of a person's paycheck could, perhaps, actually be money that the person saves up for themselves. Like a real retirement plan. Or maybe the importance of saving money for retirement could be emphasized more. At least do [i]something[/i] better.
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Go to the bathroom.
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Check if my VP is more fit for the job, steal a ton of money, give him the job, and go into hiding.
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JACK UP THE EXOTIC PRICESS😝😝
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ur mom
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Sign America's land to Canada then retire
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take a nap
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Go buy a golden Lambo to show off how more important I am to everyone else. No really though, legalize medical cocaine.
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Nuke everything.
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Well the first thing I'd do is lay out the list of things I want to accomplish in a public speech 1. Pull more funding into education and draft new educational system plans 2. Put additional funding into medical studies and the health care system 3. Legalize gay marriage across the U.S. Because I honestly think those one sided conservatives need to grow up 4. Create more programs for children in urban areas to realize that they have a role in the community and they need to do a share 5. Get people off of welfare and into working positions in the communities 6. Pull out of the Middle East unless Isis gains full influence- really what's the point when the Middle East keeps falling over like a house of cards that won't stay up 7. Create a more fair and balanced tax system required for usage by the IRS 8. Teach everyone the greatness of diverse opinions so that we can stop arguing like uncivilized animals and get along better
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Carpet bomb the middle east and threaten to do it again if we're attacked
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Raise the salary of a teacher. I'm not one, but I can't imagine living off of salary that low. I would also send infantry soldiers to battle ISIS, that's all I can think of right now, the rest really relies on the economy
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Resign
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I quite because I'm a rebel.
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Fūck a paedophile.
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1. Reduce the national debt by cutting defense , human and health service, social security, education, foreign aid, and other things. 2. Reduce government surveillance by ending the Patriot Act, National Defense Authorization Act. 3. U.S. moving towards non-interventionism, focus more on domestic issues avoid civil wars in other nations. Avoid conducting operations with the U.N. U.S. should have command of U.S. troops not U.N. and aid to them, possibly leaving the U.N. 4. Make a law that any level of government candidate can't accept foreign donation. 5. Bring power back to state's so laboratories of democracy can continue. 6. Let every U.S. citizen slap any government official they want.
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Undo EVERYTHING obama did.
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F#@$ monica Lewinsky in the Oval office
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Propose
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Become a pop culture icon.
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Take over the world
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Resign immediately. Lol
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Run around the white house
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Take a picture of my butt and show it to some kind of terrorist.