you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Raise taxes on people I do not like
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Wake up Pees Dies
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Carve the word deez nutz into the moon with an lazer beam
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Take off the suit and go around in boxers and a under shirt even in important meetings and conferences
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Fix all the shit Obama messed up.
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If I was President of USA the first thing I'll do is sell Canada
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Get out of bed
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Get people to start saying "Thanks Hams"
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Get a beer.
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Disassemble the constitution and make a totalitarian government with me in charge for life. XD
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Get rid of Obama care and have actually good health care adopting the guidelines and competition from Europe.
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I would learn to speak Canadian
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I can't be the president so if I woke up as the prime minister I would have fun and try not to make Canada as badly in debt as the US. (Sorry for the shots fired).
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Repeal the second amendment
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[i]try[/i] to take a step out of foreign conflicts and politics, although we can't really do that now because we already stuck our noses in everybody's conflicts, so if we left now it would be catastrophic.
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Cancel out 90% of the sh!t our current Dumb@ss in Chief has implemented.
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Kill all the extremist Muslims
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Remove all traces of Obama
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Abolish slavery.
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I have every member of congress brought before a military tribunal for fraud, crimes against the nation, and whatever crime I can find. I have the nation elect fresh congressman. All of which will be normal people, who are educated. Not lawyers, or career politicians.
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Invest more on education, stop unnecessary foreign involvement, and issue interest free currency. Then I'd resign before I get assassinated.
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Cut welfare completely. Why you may ask? Because with it. People know they don't have to work to live a half decent life. If that shit goes away? Unemployment will drop.
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Bomb the living s*** out of ISIS.
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Eliminate every bit of Obama care
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Make being a niga illegal again.
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Paint the White House pale yellow and issue everyone new names.