you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Fire nukes at every country and make sure to hack into every other country's nukes and launch them all so that no piece of land was left unscathed because to me the human race has lost it's right to live with this bullshit
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Rewrite the law that allows bankers and bank owners to enter into the boards. I'd also add an amendment to the Constitution that disallowed anybody from adding bankers and owners of banks into anything of the Congressional board. I'd make sure, in one way or another, that money would not influence political decision.
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Make America great again like it was before Vietnam. Industry wise I mean. Not all the other BS.
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If I get to go back to my own body the next day, I would kill myself.
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Make Taco Tuesday a national holiday
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Try to get something done but realize that congress and the senate basically determine if I do something, so nothing
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Move all the idiots to an Island.
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Resign
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Nothing. Then maybe America won't hate me.
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Edited by Rubyk: 7/8/2015 3:53:10 AMProbably get out of bed tbh
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Shag the queen of England.
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Try to legalize things but then get immediately shut down by supreme Court.
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I nuke everything!
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Edited by Bala Azago: 7/8/2015 12:25:24 AMPut a term cap on congress
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Pay everyone back their social security and then repeal it
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Remove the Homeopathic Pharmacopoeia from FDA laws. None of the stuff in it does anything good.
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Gas the jews
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Stop spending money the country doesn't have.
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Search nsa data base for sexy nudes
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Shred up the TPP
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MAKE IT RAIN NOODLES
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Deal with actually meaningful problems instead of the same sex marriage crap and flags.
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Well, seeing as a president can't really do much on their own, despite the fact that Americans seem to think the president is a king. The only thing I could do would be executive actions. So I would probably enforce some laws that are already on the books but aren't being enforced. Like not charging employers who hire illegal immigrants. Also, now that fast track authority has been granted for some trade deals, instead of pushing the TPP I would probably push to have NAFTA and other trade agreements removed.
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Order butt touching swat team to raid griizly bear's house and touch his butt [spoiler]Or a swat team to arrest long faze REKT and/or lemongrab[/spoiler] [spoiler]those guys are poop[/spoiler]
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"I don't know, I didn't think I'd make it this far..."
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Invite James Franco he will definitely want sex wth me after being the president