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Edited by notcristina:
6/18/2015 10:57:54 PM
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You are the president, what is the first thing you do?
you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Get myself a secret armory in my office, stash the button beneath a bust, make a replica 'Murica mini gun, proudly display it in a glass case, get a bunch of stripper poles installed, and put a tiger in there for fûck's sake. [spoiler]get it?[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSexy party, duh.
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7 RepliesGo to Disneychannel.com without congressional approval
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1 ReplyExecute order 66
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Burn down a Cuban cigar in the oval office before getting the morning's briefing.
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Arrange a meeting with the leaders of Russia and the UK. Reach an agreement to unite the world. Destroy the opposition and evil establishments. Drain Russia of funds. Convince UK to redistribute leadership. Influence new leaders. Maintain control of dominated opposition. Establish world police. Create new constitution that applies to the new age. Fund Russia's economy, influence citizens to agree with ideals. Dethrone new UK leaders. Rule the world.
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Force the entire population of the world put threw various intelligence tests and common sense tests those that fail are executed.
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2 RepliesKill all Jews
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2 RepliesWeed... Weed everywhere
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2 RepliesA president? Of where?
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Reap everyone's souls
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Take all your taxes and flee the country.
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As president I would like to start funding in making anime a reality, because there's so much stuff we want to do in anime
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1 ReplyResign.
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Resign :I
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3 RepliesEdited by Gearrat: 7/8/2015 6:45:59 AMLegalize weed, remove the age limit on alochol, work on severely reducing outsourcing (tariffs maybe idk), and reduce illegal immigration. I would also tell oil companies to stop exporting our motherfúcking oil.
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One up Bill Clinton with [b]two[/b] secretaries.
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1. Pull out of the middle east and post troops along both borders. 2. Quadruple the NASA budget by repealing the big company tax exemptions. 3. Sit in my room and wait for the inevitable assassination.
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1 ReplyI would illegalize abortions which is child slaughter and have same sex marriage be legal or illegal by state and not determined by an unelected court or the Supreme Court
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Also publicly show my dick on national television live.
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Be president
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Get seal team 6 to assassinate each Isis leader. Then celebrate with the ritual of masturbation.
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Have everyone killed convicted of -blam!-,murder and child molestation. Then continue to do so.
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2 RepliesBan guns and kill all idiots.
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Masturbate
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Fire nukes at every country and make sure to hack into every other country's nukes and launch them all so that no piece of land was left unscathed because to me the human race has lost it's right to live with this bullshit
