you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Take away everyone's guns, invade the moon, deport Justin Bieber, make a cat my VP, declare Alligators to be people, scare rednecks with fire and technology, annex Mexico, make cigarettes illegal, make Space Jam the national anthem, insult Russia, and wall New Jersey off entirely, before putting all the guns I took earlier in that one state. Second term would be mainly devoted to creating a real-life Godzilla.
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Politics, news and women
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Fix the border. Fix Detroit, Compton, St Louis, etc. Ban Westboro (everyone hates them anyway) Idk
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First? Either dismantle trickle down/reagonomics, pass new legislation to improve social justice issues, or employ a full-scale clean energy initiative/departure from fossil fuel use.
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Edited by BUDDERMASTER607: 7/8/2015 1:59:57 PMBand region
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Destroy any threads over a month old.
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Nuke Russia.
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Make gay marriage illegal. That way we don't have to deal with all the gay marriage posts around here in offtopic.
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Launch an investigation into what the Vice President actually does.
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Launch a nuke and then resign. Blame everything on the vice prez.
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Resign
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Bomb California and Pennsylvania
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Send everyone to the camps.
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I would find out all of the secret organizations that The president is supposed to know about that no one else knows about
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Make microtransactions and DLC illegal or free. NO ONE WOULD EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT DLC OR "CUT CONTENT" AGAAAAAIN!
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Edited by Badshah Kazi: 7/9/2015 7:06:22 PMMake a few people "disappear". Nuke Syria and Iraq. Become best friends with Putin. Make a lot of money then resign. Then give lectures at universities about Politics and make even more money. Also, ban all EA games cause -blam!- EA.
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Some may think this is irresposible, but the first thing I'd do is legalize it.
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Take a nap
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Throw the desticles in the camps for a "shower".
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Get as much money as possible become rich leave country
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Make bungie remake destiny!!! ( w/o Activision)
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Bitch at Congress to give NASA a bigger budget for the length of my term
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Destroy the Koch brothers and pass presidential regulations on publicly funded elections so politicians are not able to lie in bed with rich people.
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Say," FINALLY after 200 years the Adams family is back in office!" Then tell at congress to fix stuff. Then get hated. Get into a war. People die. My fault. Yada yada hate stuff. Mou. Dew and Doritos get banned because I ate them. Assassinated in halo. Then rage quit.
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Become a super hero, duh, next question
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Get myself a secret armory in my office, stash the button beneath a bust, make a replica 'Murica mini gun, proudly display it in a glass case, get a bunch of stripper poles installed, and put a tiger in there for fûck's sake. [spoiler]get it?[/spoiler]