you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Resign
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I would do presidential firsts: Send a nuke to every planet in the galaxy. Declare every 2nd Tuesday in the month as Taco Tuesday. Free tacos Change my title to Emperor. Abolish Mondays
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Invade the moon
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Screw it they are all ready dead *nukes Iraq* [spoiler]this is just for the lols! I wouldn't really do it![/spoiler]
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Drop bacon on Isis.
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Undo the majority of the things this one has done.
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Free up the second amendment and clean up the hot mess that is the NFA
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Question what I'm doing in the White House and why I'm president.
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Party hard. What else?
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First I would assert my dominance as a warmonger and completely take over the middle east [spoiler]we all know the US military could do it if they had know restrictions [/spoiler]
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Kill JB, Make school optional, Thanks obama
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Do taxes.
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Build a rocket ship and put Kim Kardashian and Kanye west in it and fire it in to Uranus
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Of course I am I'm related to three presidents.
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Turn the US into a dictatorship and purge anyone who says otherwise.
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Hmmm too many things I'd like to do. I think the biggest problem right now is ISIS so I think I'd take care of that first.
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I'm going to resay president Washingtons words to all the other countries: [quote]You don't fúck with me, I don't fúck with you.[/quote]
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Get rid of the feminazis and their lies
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Edited by Shpip: 5/12/2015 11:00:19 AMI hate WallPalm.
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Nuke all you mother -blam!-ers!!! [quote]Reagan and Julie, 2016![/quote]
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GIVE HER THE D!!!!!
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Fix this broken corrupt government
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I will say what my Masters tell me to.
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Issue a whole bunch of executive orders. Would probably include order 66 in there for good measure to ensure that I can stay president even longer
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fuk the police
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Give a speech about how I'm really 50% white and only 6% black somewhere in there. Don't you have to be 25% to claim an ethnicity. Technically not the first black president.