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Edited by notcristina:
6/18/2015 10:57:54 PM
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You are the president, what is the first thing you do?
you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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1 ReplyWhatever I'm told to by the people who paid for me to get in, same as every other prez?
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2 RepliesMake it illegal to wear clothes. Then piss off Russia bad enough for them to want war and resign.
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Edited by Durable Sausage: 5/13/2015 4:45:29 AMRealize that congress would be against anything I say unless it's conservative.
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Edited by LEGI0N of 0ne: 5/13/2015 4:40:18 AMI'm renaming this country Bananarama, and our national anthem is now "Venus". NOW DANCE!!! In all seriousness I would go over everything that had been kept secret up to that point. First thing on the list is seeing if they know anything about aliens. Then I would increase NASA's funding by like 1000%
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Create the department of eugenics
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5 Replies
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Rip a fart in the Oval Office
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2 RepliesI make a speech. Citizens of America! I became president for one reason, and one reason [b]only[/b]. Darn, I lost the game. [spoiler]massive groan from the crowd as everyone loses the game. [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesFree pizza for everybody
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Overfund nasa, then put in incentives for higher education in mathematics and engineering curriculums. Reestablish fireside chats once a week where I cover short term, long term goals in real straightforward english, during this I will read a few straightforward questions posed by mail in participants. Ask some high end fiscal managers to participate in a video taped and broadcast conversation about fixing the economy long term, then after receiving good plans put out a pure democracy vote on which to follow. Precede to follow this plan openly and publicly so the country knows I am being open and honest. Keep an open debate/question and answer with the public at all times. Show that a politician can be honest if watched, and that I represent the common man, not the rich one.
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Change the national anthem to Make Poop by Dr. Safety.
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Ask about aliens
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4 RepliesNuke the whole planet out of existence. [spoiler]-blam!- people[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTurn the middle east into glass
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1 ReplyLegalize man to fish intercourse [spoiler]LEGALIZE FISH SEX 2K15[/spoiler]
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Ask LongFace to be Vice President... [spoiler]Goodbye, America[/spoiler]
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Take a shit probably.
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Shoot up congress
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tell russia to chill their nips
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Attempt to abolish the party system. [spoiler]i know logically it really wouldn't work but it would make the government better if people ran on their ideals not on the lies of a party [/spoiler]
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Turn the oval office into cake
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Shave my pubic hair
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3 RepliesBecome corrupt
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Lol this would be me lolololol
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2 RepliesGo to press the big red button that gets me my coffee, and accidentally press the big red button that launches all the nuclear weapons instead. Reference anyone? :D
