you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Abolish the electoral college.
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Build a better country with blackjack and hookers
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Lower taxes for God's sake
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Push to have Social Psychology become a required course all throughout middleschool and highschool.
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Repeal Obamacare, work on the illegal immigration problem, try and fix the national debt, tweak welfare so people who can get a job stop living off it, and.... [spoiler]Kick Putin in the nuts...... Cause respect the authority of the president of the mother -blam-ing U.S.A[/spoiler]
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I would institute the Five More Minutes law, which states all persons under the age of millennia are allowed a respective five more minutes of sweet, succulent, sleep time.
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bomb the white house bump if u get wat movie its from!
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Ban Noiseless Purse from every website
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Nuke congress Kill supreme court Become Kim Jong Illin'
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The first lady.
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Legalize prostitution. For all the lonely loners out there.
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Get my testicles licked
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I call a press conference and ask people about their lives. Ya know, just to get to know my people.
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Make Kindness the Currency. Pretty childish, but I just wish everyone was kind and understanding. Kind of hard to find these days.
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Hmmm... Get rid of government and set up a jedi council.
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And the president will now give a speech on world plans.... 'Burn the world, BURN IT ALLL!' ppssssssshhhh mister presidant what are you saying?...... ....smiles..... .... 3 years later ..... there are now two suns in our solar system.
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Hmmm... Definitely [i]not[/i] get the launch codes to profit from them later...
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Fap Duh Altho... Im tha boss So my maids shall give me a handjob
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Turn America into the first galactic empire and train an army of inept Stormtroopers that can't kill any of the Rebel leaders.
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Give presidency to arnold. Hes the real president.
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Wonder how I became president because I wasnt born in the US.
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The president cannot make things up on his own it has to go through a process in congress, legislation, etc.
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Make an executive order that all vehicles made will be full electric by 2025. Increase funding for all alternative energy sources including making more nuclear power plants and begin dismantling most of the older plants. Increase oversight in GMO companies and increase government funding for smaller gmo companies. Deploy more troops to Afghanistan and burn all the poppie fields in Afghanistan. Legalize Marijuana. Have more studies done for medical uses for psychedelics while decriminalization of them. Reform the banking system.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Make Nubbin VP
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Take away everyone's guns, invade the moon, deport Justin Bieber, make a cat my VP, declare Alligators to be people, scare rednecks with fire and technology, annex Mexico, make cigarettes illegal, make Space Jam the national anthem, insult Russia, and wall New Jersey off entirely, before putting all the guns I took earlier in that one state. Second term would be mainly devoted to creating a real-life Godzilla.