FINAL EDIT: I iz teh scrub, thanks for all the jimmy rustling.
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Only scrubs call other people scrubs [spoiler]SCRUB skrəb verb 1. rub (someone or something) hard so as to clean them, typically with a brush and water. "he had to scrub the floor" synonyms: scour, rub; More noun 1. an act of scrubbing something or someone. "give the floor a good scrub" 2. a semiabrasive cosmetic lotion applied to the face or body in order to cleanse the skin.[/spoiler]