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originally posted in: Creatively open this box.
5/10/2015 6:45:19 PM
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First, I need a carrot that is 6.4 inches long. I will then take this to a monk on top of a mountain in some place no one goes. After measuring the carrot, he will eat it. After this he will hand me a magic sword. With this I shall slay the evil dolphin of graham. When the dolphin is slain, I shall take his left eyeball to my friend in Oklahoma. When there, he will use science juice to turn the eyeball into a mutated monster. After I kill the monster, he will give me a key. I will then take this key and sell it for $8.67. With this money, I will buy lunch. Then after all of this is done, I will walk slowly up to the box. Clench my fists, breath slowly and deeply, and then, after an intense song, I will say these words. [spoiler]the square root of watermelon, is the rubber spoon to saucy peanuts[/spoiler]
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