I was cooking steaks when suddenly I heard a weird noise coming from my grill. I thought it was nothing and kept on cooking. Suddenly, my grill suddenly collapsed on the ground. I grabbed her and rushed her to the hospital. The doctors seemed to not care. I kept yelling at them to do something when one asshole doctor walked up to me. He said "Sir, what the -blam!- are you doing? Unless you have something wrong with you get out and take that grill out, too. It's leaking propane."
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