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Thank you for fixing my computer.
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I do your mom and tell you im your father.
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I would send you to an asylum because I'm single.
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Posts like these are the reason your girl left you
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Well you'd be doing a blow up doll, and I'd subsequently ask that you deflate it and put it back in the closet when you're done.
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I see you have been doing well since the breakup a month ago
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I don't have a girl, what then?