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5/9/2015 4:13:55 AM
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Just remember standard protocol for dealing with the Webmaster: Order one hot tub, order one dozen beers, give him a bluray copy of Hot Tub Time Machine 2. He is confirmed stronger then all, including gods. Best to just keep him stocked up so he doesn't go on a spree.
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Give the webmaster 12 beers and throw him in the hot tub....... hmmm isn't that considered cheesing? Shame on bungie
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Edited by The Devourer: 5/9/2015 4:41:40 AMWell instead of going toe to toe your protocol suggest methods many would consider a cheese. Dont let all the try hards find out lol
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There is no cheese. Only sacrifices. Well, concerning the Mythics+.
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Oh ok thats what it is. Gotcha. Well if the 7th column would stop its sacrifices you might actually get inside the vault. Just saying
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That is like asking a penguin to stop sliding. Tru7h. Carnage. Bungie.
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Well the TRUTH is they have never gotten past me to make a sacrifice. That happens when im sitting in a hot tub full of beer and women.
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I see
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Yea i hope my girl doesn't find out about the hot tub deal. I would hate to be you guys. She has been known to eradicate entire clans just by her cold dark gaze
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I see. Luckily if need be, we always have plan -blam!- to stop anyone or anything. Highly unstable and what not, but it gets the job done.
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Well lest not forgwt she also has 5 other sister and they wont take to kind 6 men trying to bully her. If you think she is bad then wait till you get past her. Hope ya'll can hide well
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Solar Slingshot > Everything
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Well ill have my son transport you back to a time before the stars. Solar wont exist yet. Only the darkness of the void. Don't try running. It wont do any good for the void is a parasite and it will latch onto your very souls and always be one step ahead of you.
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Last I heard he was locked in his room filled with teenage hormones. Besides, everything includes everything. The slingshot shall always remain victorious in its many battles.
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Of course he is locked in but i can always let him out. Besides he can warp you without even leaving his room. I taught him well
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Well, guess this is the end of time and what not. Let me just pack a bag.
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Well it is a great honor to be considered webmaster. Just some insight though, you are definitely gonna need more than 12 beers for me. Probably helped if you threw a stripper in too
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Oh! Crap! The ninjas are late with their shipments! Give me one moment to carry all these bottles for you.
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Ill take them in negra modelo please
