Dear Fellas. I can't believe how fast things move in b.net. I saw a shitpost once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The forum went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The ninjas got me into this halfway house called offtopic, and a job bagging ur mum at the Food-Way. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the mods likes me very much. Sometimes after work I go to a post and feed the trolls. I keep thinking a shitposter might just show up and say fgt. And he always does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing ur mum and making new friends. I have trouble sleeping at night. I have bad dreams, like I'm trolling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a keyboard and troll #destiny, so they'd ban me. I could pm the mods while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being trolled all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) like me. [spoiler]I'm not leaving b.net[/spoiler]