Oh Fatebringer
Do you only drop for the Suninger?
Maybe the notorious Gunslinger?
Or even the Striker fist swinger?
Why would you hide from me?
Seeing you, just once, would be bring me so much glee.
The gift of you would set me free
To be the best guardian I can be
Oh how you make me feel
When it drops I hear squeals
It's hard to believe you're even real
You're more slippery than an eel
Oh you're perks are so gr8
I wish you could be my m8
Is you're existence just common b8?
Your reviews include more than one 8/8
Oh how you make me cry
You don't have to be so shy
You make me want to lie down and die
I guess I'll never find you, so now I must say bye.
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I have nine.
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Bars!
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100th
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This was great, I wish I could gift you one of the 3 I've been blessed with.
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Just great
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I get like one every hard raid, haha. I feel bad for those who can't get it. Don't worry, we all have our weapons we can't get. Thunderlord is my weapon that I just can't get. 800+ hours and zero Thunderlords.
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You deserve this gun, and now I will make a prayer to RNGesus to ensure your enlightenment. Rahool is great Rahool is groot Let us thank him For our loot By his hands We are all erotic Give us lord Our daily exotic -Mr Fruit
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Wish I could dual wield that ones I have ;)
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Nice poem
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ALL haile [url=http://Fatebringer.com]FATEBRINGER[/url]
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Not bad, I actually like some thing in the forums for once! :D
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Got mine first hard Templar kill....accidentally dismantled it....
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Right in the feels!
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*starts clapping* *goes to bed crying*
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Once you find one, you find them [i]ALL[/i]
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Agreed (starts crying)
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Lovely poem, much better than my short Alien inspired one lol.
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You'll get it! I wasn't a believer, now look at me!
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I got mine after RNGesus knows how many tries, just keep trying.
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I've only had like 9-11 drop, I don't really do templar anymore either
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Do oracles and Templar down on the bottom without wiping that's how I got mine two days ago. So happy I threw my controller and almost broke my tv.
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I feel your pain.
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Do you not have one? Cute poem.
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Gjallahorn, Gjallahorn I really want a gjallahorn, F*ck you xur And Crota too I never like your raid anyway. Brings back bad memories of frozen *shivers*
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Edited by TheKumarEffect: 5/7/2015 7:31:55 PMThat was pretty gay but since it was about fate bringer I will give your post a bump
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This poem is the gayest thing I've ever read. Bump