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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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[i]KcKewlz[/i] is a mental disorder that affects how you perceive humor. It is caused by stroke, aneurism, or severe trauma to the lower frontal lobe of the brain. [i]KcKewlz[/i] is characterized by a loss of humor, or the inability to recognize it. Without treatment, some cases of [i]KcKewlz[/i] have been known to result in a complete loss of humor. [b]Symptoms:[/b] -inability to recognize sarcasm -depression -irritability -insomnia -noticeable changes in personality -night terrors -apathy -fear/anger -lightheadedness -inability to laugh [b]Treatment:[/b] -Trans-Orbital Lobotomy. (Success rate: 69.77%) -Anti-Depressants (Success rate: 14.87%) -Delta-9 Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) (Success rate: 420%)
