[quote]Destiny is a [b]previous[/b] generation first person shooter [b]role playing game with minimal massively multiplayer online capability and [/b]featuring a [b]precedented[/b] combination of cinematic [b]and card[/b] storytelling, cooperative, competitive, and public gameplay [b]that is all the same[/b], and [b]a few inpersonal[/b] activities that are woven into an [b]unexpansive, unpersistent, and completely[/b] online world. Venture out alone or join up with friends[b] to do the same thing over and over again for little to no rewards in a closed off world with little communication in game[/b]. The choice [b]isn't[/b] yours.
Personalize and upgrade [b]a few[/b] aspects of how you look and fight with a [b]extremely limited [/b]combination of armor, weapons, and visual customizations [b]only to be kicked off the server by our incompetence[/b]. Take your upgraded character into every mode, including campaign, cooperative, social, public, and competitive multiplayer, [b]unless you don't have a connection to the internet or a upgraded membership with PlayStation Network or Xbox Live or 6 players to complete a raid on your choice of system.[/b]
Explore [b]some of the[/b] ancient ruins of our solar system, from the [b]redish[/b] dunes of [b]Mars's backside[/b] to the [b]some what[/b] lush jungles of [b]Venus's only city, that are both completely infested with robots and aliens, in our restricted maps, which you won't be able to look at in game for any reason[/b]. [b]Fight our RNG system[/b] and wield incredible weapons and powers [b]that will eventually get toned down for their popularity rather then being over powered[/b], to defeat your enemies [b]most of the time[/b]. Reclaim all that we have lost,[b] after we sell you our over priced expansions that have content that is already on the disk but locked[/b].
Become [b]a Legendary Farmer[/b].[/quote]
Keep in mind people, this is satire, so don't get bent out of shape.
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[b]I am a Legendary Farmer.[/b]
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What if they added a player home and actually let you grow your own crops; you would combine certain materials togeather and make iteams like boosts or food. Be pretty interesting to actually be a "Legendary Farmer".
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Lol to true.
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More accurate than what they have.
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This is spot on
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Well done!
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Sounds pretty accurate to me.
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Playing this game after their bullshit advertisements made you feel all...
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Hurts to admit you're right lol
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I can make a post that makes ANY game sound terrible. So what?
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Lol I thought I was a legendary farmer from borderlands and demon gaze but since I've started playing destiny I felt like I have become a true legendary farm as I attempt to farm the Mohave for a hawkmoon with 0 results and over 800h
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This "assessment" seethes with opinionated biases. Whoever the original poster, this was not written with objectivity and thus is not a credible source of validity. Far more likely, some try-hard malcontent is poorly attempting to express his/her inherent dissatisfaction through inflammatory speech and transparent cleverness. Realize the folly of your dictum, original poster, you shame yourself with hypocrisy, as you are the kind of person who will stand in a fire and complain that it is hot.
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Stole every line from the Honest trailer
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I hope people realize this is satire, look the word up people and stop trying to argue with me. I think destiny is an ok arcade game, I just feel it should be more.
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Massive potential delivered in a truck full of dissapointment.
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These posts are so boring
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Bump for honesty
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Did ya play the beta..?
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XD! Lol [spoiler]in a good way. Not the XD as in this is funny cause it's not true :P[/spoiler]
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True, but doesn't stop me from supporting it. XD
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To anyone that said yes, For those people that voted yes, you obviously feel cheated, robbed, and unhappy. If that's the case then take your disc and break it or sell it. Those of us that love destiny don't want the community poisoned by you. Sincerely, Actual fans.
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No. Every single point is very easily rebuked.
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Ha! Too funny.
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Haha, yup.
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This is the funniest thing I've seen in the forums in a long, long time. Well done. This, people, is how to professionally troll. (m) the OP.