John Kellogg (think that was his name) believed that foods like meats were bad and promoted the urge to masturbate. So he created a bland food because he thought it got rid of excitement and removed the urge. Apparently.
He also suggested having a silver wire inserted inside the male reproductive organ so that erections weren't possible and instead caused irritation and he believed that applying acid to certain parts of female reproductive organs would also prevent masturbation.
TL;DR some whackjob created a bland cereal because he believed it would prevent masturbation. He also advocated the burning of certain parts of female reproductive organs and insertion of metal wires into reproductive organs of dudes. Because he was just that insane.
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Sounds like sound logic to me. I've made the calls already and next Wednesday, I will have 3 wires installed in a triple helix pattern in my penor. I'll recommend this to all my friends too; they also need to stop masturbating.
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Well at least we have Cheerios
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Good things are made by bad people and bad things are made by good people Such is life
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F Kellogg's. They bought out the vegetarian food company I worked for and loved then laid us off. That was the only job I've had that I actually looked forward to going in. If you see Morningstar Farms in the frozen food aisle run away. It's made in the depths of hell.
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I'm pretty sure he invented Kelloggs cereal because people were eating very heavy breakfasts back then and they wanted a lighter, faster and healthier option.
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If it wasn't for him. I would not have frosted flakes.
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*quits eating kelloggs forever"
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Graham crackers were made for the same purpose too
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If Kellogg was trying to stop masturbation, then was Chock full of nuts trying to get chicks laid?
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Come. It is time for your 'treatment'.