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5/5/2015 2:54:08 AM
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*looks at the melon* Shit. Well, at least I've got me some lunch.
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*the melon speaks to you* Eat meeeee...
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*drops the melon* *pits up hands* NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope...... *walks away saying nope*
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*the melon runs after you* eat meeeeeee.
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*steps on melon*
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*the melon pieces crawl up your leg*
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OH SHIT! *shoots with pistol*
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*the pieces multiply with each hit, they continue to crawl up your leg*
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*shakes them off leg and runs*
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*around every corner you look, melons are there... waiting... hungry*
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Can't touch this. *jukes out melons*
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[spoiler]KYA!!! We have a horror story! [/spoiler [spoiler]ATTACK OF THE MELON[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*jaws theme*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*a melon with a shark fin swims toward Zara*[/spoiler]
