I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by ScizorKic24: 5/3/2015 12:01:27 AMChuck Norris received strength of the pack for killing all members of the opposing team in a crucible match... he was the only person in his fireteam(one man wolfpack)... [spoiler]Not Destiny related- Zach Galifianakis is Chuck Norris' beard's stunt double.. normally... Mike Tyson broke his hand on Chuck Norris' beard... the director of The Hangover thought it would be funny to have Chuck stand in as a beard double for Zach Galifianakis[/spoiler] Under Chuck Norris' beard there is not a chin, in it's place is his favorite weapon, another fist... he refers to this (hidden) fist as Gjhallahorn...