Bungie, you should sell Gjallarhorn on May 1st to celebrate the auspicious date of Al-Qaeda's major defeat! Edit 1: This community is amazing (in a bad way). Can't believe the responses to this post. So many tears. So much crying! The butt hurt is astounding! And the strange tangents it took? Wow. Just wow. Edit 2: Darn Bungie, thought you'd step up to the challenge!