What do you do?
Edit: There's a lot of pyromaniacs in here...
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I need to find that gif
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Summon dark sleeping lord Master Cthulhu TO -blam!- THAT THING UP AND BANISH IT TO HELL.
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That's no longer my house.
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Sacrifice my neighbors as an offering to the Spider-God.
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It has children, meaning there's hundreds. This requires fire.
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Ill just get my boot and some napkins.
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*walks in *sees spider NOPE *leaves
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I'm Aussie, so I'd wrestle it to the floor and rip off its legs. They make an excellent bush tucker.
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Well, let's see. [b]DIY Flamethrower[/b] Take water gun Fill with gasoline Attach lighter to barrel Light barrel Pull trigger ???? Profit?
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Sever a piece of my body off and present it as an offering to appease Him.
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[b] [/b]
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PpX_mjuhM6Y/VOdRRDoVTBI/AAAAAAAAAtQ/zCM8FFq7QmM/s1600/Koala-meme-kill-it-with-fire-22.jpg
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I eat
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Walks in *sees spider "All hell no *pulls out 50cal Desert Eagle *Commits Suicide by shoot himself in the Head
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*tactical nuke inbound*
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Leave.
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1. Crap myself 2. Get a hammer 3. Hit that mother-blam!-er with the hammer. 4. ????? 5. Change pants 6. Profit
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Hockey stick meet giant spider thingy
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Get my water hose and spray the shit out it till it dies
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[b]F[/b]UCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
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Get a bow and arrow
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Let it live there and feed it with birds untill it's really big. Then invite everyone I hate to the house and let nature do what it does best.
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Run. Run as far as I can
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Nopenopenopenopebopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. You. Off my planet. Now.