The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yours momma's so fat she didn't fit in the vault. Your moms like extraction crews. 2 waves and it's over Your momma's so fat she came down as a Warsat and you had to defend her. Your momma's so fat it takes 3 Fallen Skiffs to bring her in. Your momma's so ugly that's why Eris Morn is blind. Your momma's so ugly we called wipe quickly. Your momma's so dumb she got lost on Forgotten Shore. Your momma's so dumb that's why the specified it was Earth's Moon.