I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by TiCk ToCk317: 4/4/2015 6:48:23 AMChuck Norris doesn't tea bag in the crucible after his kills. Chuck Norris potato-sacks them. When Chuck Norris melee'd Crota... Crota received a message saying "Contacting Destiny Servers". Chuck Norris doesn't lag in Destiny. The human eye just can't keep up with him.