We've seen titan roast.
We've seen warlock roast.
Get ready... For hunter roast 2015!!!!!
You've evaded it for this long, but here it is!
This is everyone's opportunity to roast the bunny hoppers!
I'll start:
How long does it take a team of 6 hunters to go through the gorgon's labyrinth?[spoiler]it never ends! Just when one Hunter finishes, another wipes to show they can do it quicker![/spoiler]
Get ready for the army of warlocks and titans who hate you!
Edit: shout out to PokyTarantula78 for the Necrobump! OP made 4/26/14
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Edited by Leonel ARK: 2/27/2016 2:03:45 AMAs a Titan *Looks at the hunter* *BOI* hunter the type of n1gga that dies after he got revived, hunter the type of n1gga stab his own self, hunter the type of n1gga that fart and go invisible, hunter the type of n1gga to put a trip mine in his pocket, hunter the type that buys glimmer with glimmer, hunter the type of -n1gga!- that buys cloaks from lavandere *or however that stank ass old head ass lookin non chin havin long pancakes titties havin ass names* hunter the type of n1gga!- that says a lot of shit no one wanted to know about, hunter the type to sniff is own shit.
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Edited by EpicallyAverage: 5/2/2015 8:24:10 AMHunters are so ghey, they can tell the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it.
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So a titan, a warlock and a huntet walk into a bar. They all go to sit down and all three hit their elbows on the table. The titan shrugs it off, the warlock rubs his elbow and the hunter waits to be revived
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Hunter is fgt.
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Why cant hunters take a god damn roast? Seriosuly
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Goes invisible, sneaks up to bravo checkpoint. Three opposing guardians swarm in. Immediate shotgun to the face. Guardian down! After countless encounters like this. Returns back to Hunter Academy, with swag approaches Hunter instructor. Goes invisible and punches instructor in the face. Walks away and loudly says they can see me you freaking jerk.... tsk invisibility my arse!
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Edited by TiiDDii: 7/31/2015 5:47:01 PMWHY ARE THERE NO EXOTIC WARLOCK BOOTS??? [spoiler]because they're always carried[/spoiler] Hunter out Check the corresponding box below: ☑ Rekt ☐ Not Rekt
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Warlock= I'm smart as -blam!- and spend my time learning how to become more powerful Titan= I defend the city and have the best armor so I can always tank Hunter= I'm a PROFESSIONAL DANCER!
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Oh look a blade dancer coming at me. Bam! (One shot by shotgun) [spoiler]I also main a Hunter so I know the pain[/spoiler]
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Screw hunters, their all rednecks if you ask your sister
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I saw like three good roasts in here.. Come on guys! Roast us!! ROAST US!!!!!
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As a hunter, I've got a question. Why are we the ones bringing a knife to a fistfight?
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A Gunslinger says to a Bladedancer, "Hey, man. I have enough Glimmer to pay for a fence that goes all the way around the moon." The Bladedancer says to the Hunter, "Hey, man. I have enough Glimmer to buy your fence when you finish building it."
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Edited by Wallaby Vonwise: 5/1/2015 4:49:46 PMAs a hunter Dear Hunters, I assume you haven't noticed so let me make it clear, taking out an enemy player and YOURSELF with a tripmine does not actually count as a double kill.
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Golden gun can't melt steel beams...
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The hunter class is so broke Luke Smith throws money at them!
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a hunters super cant one hit a warlock with the ram but titans and warlocks can, enough said
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A Hunter Walks Into a Bar with his best friend, Titan. Then the hunter kindly as Titan to revive him.
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Edited by Pappy Time: 5/4/2015 5:58:12 AMAs a Hunter enthusiast, check my current characters for proof, I feel we deserve this. It is an honor to have us in the oven. I mean, we are used to it when facing a Sunsinger in the Crucible. I love Hunters because curiousity. Is there life after death? As a Hunter, I get countless chances to find out personally facing basic enemies. I love that moment Bladedancing through Thrall just for it to run out mid air and get that "Guardian Down" callout from fall damage just by placing my feet back on the ground. After trying the other 2 classes I realized that Destiny was not just about doing the story on Normal Difficulty. The Hunter is a hidden "Extra Freaking Hard Mode." And this was all after doing the Prologue. Even when I landed in the Tower my first time, seeing the teleport in as the Tower loaded up, I immediately fell over from that fall damage. After dying multiple times just by jumping down the stairs or hitting the godly Purple Ball with my head, I figured it best to slowly make that walk to my Hunter Vanguard leader, who also died with me when I accidentally stubbed my toe against his. After another careful walk back to him, a Titan was casually running to the Crucible master, bumping me slightly and sending me careening into a wall to have that respawn timer pop up. After so much frustration through a few story missions, I tried the Crucible, feeling powerful and ready. In all PvP games, I had never lead the team in assists before now. I found my heavy weapon to be useful and my primary if I could find someone afk. Going back to the story and some time passing I realized that Hunters have a purpose, just probably in Slender, he can't catch us unless we run in tall grass, get nicked and wipe. Edit: Can we also petition for an achievement/trophy for Get a Hunter to level 2? It is nearly on par with Flawless Raider. Edit 2: Added paragraphs. Originally typed hurriedly at work on a mobile phone.
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What's the hardest part about being a hunter? [spoiler]coming out of the closet[/spoiler]
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*switches to solar grenade and touch of flame* *throws solar grenade at hunter* Hunter roasted.
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From a hunters perspective "Titan asked me if I got my cape from batman so I asked him if he got his skirt from his sister"
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You know why hunters are limited to the lowest jump in the game. Anything higher they'll die when they come back down.
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Iam hungry now :(
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Edited by X1014: 7/28/2015 4:52:44 PM*Titan and blade dancer are charging eachother*. Titan be like "Pardon me, coming through."
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Warlock Roast-a few butthurt people defend Titan Roast-a few butthurt people defend. Hunter Roast- posts consist 80% of butthurt hunters talking about how great they are and defending themselves, while also trying to roast other classes on a thread where the goal is to roast them. Guys, really. It pays to laugh at yourself sometimes.